Mr. Obama, I need some advice

Mr. Obama, I've used up all my savings and maxed out all my credit cards. What should I do now? Start printing money like you do? Would I get in trouble for that? I've tried to get more credit cards or a loan, but the banks say I'm too far in debt, and a risk. What do you do? Oh, that's right. Borrow more from China. You think they might front me some cash? I'm at a loss here. How do you keep operating with no money?

Make that money appear from nowhere!