Why Didn't The GOP Think Of That?

OH BROTHER! WHAT A CROCK! Under fierce pressure from fellow Democrats to resign in a sexting scandal, Rep. Anthony Weiner announced Saturday he was entering professional treatment at an undisclosed location and requested a leave of absence from Congress. BUT HE"LL BE BACK! Now why didn't WE think of that? We always have to quit over scandals! We need to use this tactic next time!!