Friday, August 5, 2011

U.S. loses AAA credit rating from S&P!

NEWS ALERT! JUST NOW!, U.S. loses AAA credit rating from S&P! Even after the debt ceiling was raised! WHY? Because Obama came out today with his behemoth plan to throw $Billions of dollars more into the black hole that is our economy...and the US doesn't have any more money to do that! He just made a disaster...even worse! First downgrade EVER in HISTORY! Democrats...wake up!!!!!! Government cannot spend their way out of this!! Stop trying to do that....PLEASE!
For I am all-knowing!
 

Obama will NEVER get it! Lost Cause!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! Obama's new plan! (1) Payroll tax reduction...means less money goes into your Social Security, which is going broke! (2) Extend unemployment AGAIN...with what money? (3) ANOTHER Stimulus bill! Again...moron...put on your listening ears Obama...WE'RE FREAKING BROKE You dumbass! What will it take....? Even Clinton agrees!
He's Loony Toons!
 

Thursday, August 4, 2011

It Just Doesn't Get Any Dumber Than This!

UNBELIEVABLE STATEMENT! I just heard a liberal on TV state how idiotic and dangerous it was for us in the Tea Party, to let our Junior Senators have so much say in how the debt ceiling discussions went! Hey...MORONS! You elected a Junior Senator, wet behind the ears, community organizer, no experience Imbecile......TO THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES!!
Oh, I'll Give You Change Alright!
 
 

Whining Liberals decry Capitalism!

Hey...without capitalism...those whiny cry baby Hollywood elitists and sports superstars with lips clamped firmly to Obama's behind, wouldn't have diddly squat! If you had your way, you'd tell the director and producer to pay everyone in the film the exact same amount! Every player on a team would get the same pay...period! Why don't you liberals try explaining that concept to any of the overpaid egomaniac elitists in the business! Social Justice! Re-distribution! Good luck with that!
OMG...Please don't take my picture!

Mistaken Identities!

OMG! I just now realized! It's all so clear to me now! The Democrats and liberal media suffered a severe bout of mistaken identities! All those vile demeaning hateful comments directed at Sarah Palin....they were actually intended for Debbie Wasserman Schultz! Well, that's ok. Mistakes happen!
Hey! Do I look stupid to you???
 

A very telling question!

I had a liberal ask "Can't you say anything good about the president?" And I got brain freeze! It was at that very moment I realized that no...I really couldn't think of one single thing that man has done since taking office that was actually good, or not for some self serving purpose! If there is something, it was overshadowed and destroyed by all of the bad things!
Just give me a little more time! I'll screw things up permanently!
 

Another great job Obama!

Another great job Obama...CEO of General Motors! You sold all of 125 Volts in July, while Nissan sold 930 Leafs. GM sold 25,000 gas run sedans the same month. I guess all the hype on the Volt really paid off, huh? And that $13,500 rebate really did the trick! The verdict's in! You're as good of a CEO as you are President of the United States!