Muslim Double Murderer Death Row Inmate's Demands!

Cry me a river! A Muslim death row inmate, double murderer Abdul Awkal has filed a Federal Lawsuit claiming the Ohio prison system is denying him halal meals prepared according to Islamic law, violating his CIVIL RIGHTS! He complains the vegetarian and non-pork options offered by the Department of Rehabilitation and Correction aren't good enough. The inmates say food must be prepared in specific fashion, such as ensuring that an animal is butchered by slitting its throat and draining its blood, to conform to Islamic beliefs. Boy did we ever dodge a bullet taking out Bin laden and Al Awlaki! Think of the demands THEY would be making! They'd be demanding a preview of their 72 virgins in their cells! So Sad!

Convicted Murderers Have No Rights!