Big Changes at Airport Security

Guess what? They are going to stop making people take their shoes off at airport screening! Why? Because it's ineffective they claim, but also because they are finally going to start doing screening the smart way! Though they won't say it outright, they are going to start "Profiling"! Gee, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? (Slap my forehead). I've always said, if it looks like a terrorist, walks, talks and acts like a terrorist, well, you know.....What a novel idea!

"Hello. I want to learn to take off, not land!"